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Chickenhouse Apparel : Engrish T-Shirts Happy Time

English is a very difficult language to learn. It's so difficult some people have invented a whole new language known as Engrish. I've collected some of the more humorous uses of Engrish on signs from around the world. Now you can own your very own piece of Engrish.

Click on the images below to view a range of products!

Japanese Train

Japanese Train
What do these symbols, found on Japanese trains, actually mean?

Water P*ss

Water P*ss
If you start feeling a number 2 you'd better hold it in.

Slip Carefully

Slip Carefully
Do you always slip carefully?

Grass is Alive

Grass is Alive
I respect the grass.

Don't sh*t down

Don't sh*t down
Is sh*tting up OK then?

Punch at Window

Punch at Window
I wonder if the other windows are more accommodating.

Careful Drowning

Careful Drowning
Is there any other way to do it?

Sleeping Grass

Sleeping Grass
Shhh be very quiet.

Lady Button

Lady Button
Hey you lady! Yeah I'm talking to you!



 

 

The T-Shirts and merchandise in this store were designed by comedian Travis Yates.


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