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Chickenhouse Apparel : Original Jokes

Original jokes developed by Travis Yates.

Click on the images below to view a range of products!

Chemicals on the farm

Chemicals on the farm
Dad used a lot of chemicals on the farm...
...never affected me!

Electric fence isn't a brand name

Electric fence isn't a brand name
Electric fence isn't a brand name.
Urine conducts electricity.

Sesame Street fan

Sesame Street fan
Front:- My favourite was the count.
So I studied statistics.

Back:- My brothers favourite was Bert.
He's f*cking a guy called Ernie!

Cat through Harvester

Cat through Harvester
A cat will go through a harvester... ...once.

Cows have udders

Cows have udders
Cows have udders... bulls don't!

You can't milk a dog

You can't milk a dog
You can't milk a dog!

Dad shot the dog

Dad shot the dog
Front:- We had a pet dog. We named it Blue.
Dad shot it!

Back:- It couldn't walk...
...so he shot it again!

Chemicals Ranch

Chemicals Ranch
Dad used a lot of chemicals on the ranch...
...never affected me!

Snags don't say cunt!

Snags don't say cunt!
My idea of a snag is a guy who doesn't have the word cunt on his t-shirt.



 

 

The T-Shirts and merchandise in this store were designed by comedian Travis Yates.


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